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justlenny:

I love Joey… <3

(Source: starbuckara, via iwrotethatsong)

mom: *calls my name*
me: what
mom:
me: what
mom:
me: what
mom:
me: what
mom: *yells my name*
me: what
mom: WHY AREN’T YOU ANSWERING ME

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via iwrotethatsong)

teacher: just do your homework
doctor: just eat healthy
mum: just clean your room
opposite sex: just look gorgeous
friends: just be socially active
life: just be perfect
me: it's not that fucking easy dude